Signs as Conspiracy Theories
Aries: The moon is just a hologram Taurus: The government killed Paul McCartney and replaced him with a lookalike in order to help them in their agenda to control young people's minds with LSD Gemini: One out of every 25 people is actually a lizard Cancer: Aliens helped construct the pyramids in Egypt and many other world structures Leo: Yoga is actually an evil practice used to get people to worship Satan Virgo: The entire Middle Ages was made up and we're all living around 1500 CE Libra: Cabbage Patch Kids dolls were made to resemble mutant babies created by the US government's radiation experiments used to get people to grow accustomed to babies after nuclear war Scorpio: Elvis Presley never died. He had someone else killed in his place as a stunt and then continued living as a new famous singer.... Cher Sagittarius: Michelle Obama is actually a man and her children are just actors Capricorn: Throwback Thursday was created by the NSA to get people to upload and catalog pictures of themselves that existed before the internet Aquarius: Many of the world leaders are possessed by or are actually reptiles Pisces: The Ice Bucket Challenge is a Satanic baptism ritual