listen to them, the children of the night. what music they make

Signs as Conspiracy Theories

  • Aries: The moon is just a hologram
  • Taurus: The government killed Paul McCartney and replaced him with a lookalike in order to help them in their agenda to control young people's minds with LSD
  • Gemini: One out of every 25 people is actually a lizard
  • Cancer: Aliens helped construct the pyramids in Egypt and many other world structures
  • Leo: Yoga is actually an evil practice used to get people to worship Satan
  • Virgo: The entire Middle Ages was made up and we're all living around 1500 CE
  • Libra: Cabbage Patch Kids dolls were made to resemble mutant babies created by the US government's radiation experiments used to get people to grow accustomed to babies after nuclear war
  • Scorpio: Elvis Presley never died. He had someone else killed in his place as a stunt and then continued living as a new famous singer.... Cher
  • Sagittarius: Michelle Obama is actually a man and her children are just actors
  • Capricorn: Throwback Thursday was created by the NSA to get people to upload and catalog pictures of themselves that existed before the internet
  • Aquarius: Many of the world leaders are possessed by or are actually reptiles
  • Pisces: The Ice Bucket Challenge is a Satanic baptism ritual
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